h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I saw your name's been replaced by a number, you're not leaving are you??

I got yiped!yiked! fair play though.

I'd changed part of my "nickname" and it contravened the house rules, so switched it back

I've had that done to me too, I thought it was odd you leaving without a word

they'll have to take me out of here in a cyber coffin

away to mam's, see you later sweetheart

I see you're back, me and Alex have been out to get her some new school shoes

it's a weeks holiday now, isn't it ??

shoes should be prezzie

Yeah,

unfortunatly she's outgrowing her shoes

don't they allmy son now takes size 12, good job he's 21 in 3 week

Alex is in a 6 and she's not 13 yet

I don't think she'll go any higher, 6 is about the average for ladiesunless she wants pit boots to kick the boys to show whose boss

My mum's a size 6 but she's got wide feet too

it's only (can't say anything for racialist purposes) shot putters who wear big shoes

She'd make a good shot putter, but not one from the old USSR

got it in oneI didn't say that

No but I did

ooooh you are awful! but I like yuh!

Should I slap you on the shoulder now, I like Hetty the old maid myself

I miss Dick Emery,he was a great comic

I remember him vaguly, I remember Mandy and Hetty, the vicar with the big teeth and the 2 scallywags played by Emery and Roy Kinnier

and another who is greatly missed



great humour, didn't need bad language and like Mr Cooper, you laughed as soon as you saw them