h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see from your p/s that you enjoy poems/verse and jokes, please feel free to add any of your own

all poems/verse on here are home grown ones, not copies of someone else's
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jokes.
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Naa, Animal-anyone can see you're wealthy, in what matters .Your p/s had me laughing all the way to the little girls room.

That last ,was a reply to post20.would it be presumptious of me to request being on your friends list,?

That is if you have an ageing hippy who was born in Lancashire.....
In mitigation, I did live on Pomfret Cakes in my (mispent) youth,am also an atheist (thank god) and a single mum of a 16 yr old who WILL have the last word(not on 'ere she won't Ha!)

just a thought Fornia dear lady ?? >I'm not good with all this computer stuff< this was wrote Jan 17th 2006methinks! that this is now way out of dateand needs updating

Fornia, I have to try the obvious

is it Callie/Calley ?

Callie, you are the first to guess correctly!

Actually, I'm still not very good with computers. That's why there's no graphics in my intro--I don't know how.

in the top right hand corner there is a white oblong box, above it says "search h2g2". write in there "guide ml" and that will take you to a screen full of various pages where it will show you how to do everything on your p/s. Even how to pinch/borrow from other peoples threads

PS: may I call you by your name or do you prefer Fornia, as such ?

It might be weird to be called by my first name here. No one's ever done it before.

I really don't care. Call me what ever you like (so long as it's not mean )

well, please let me be the first to call you Callie!, Callie
and I could never be mean to a ladyor insulting in any way

of course not. I wouldn't ever assume so. of course, I'm not always a lady.

all my female friends are ladies, I don't knock around with riff raff you know

anyway! you couldn't be anything else but a lady,for ladies I give atoo



as you see somewhere in my p/s

Actually, is my middle name. That's why I like them so much!!

You've almost got my full name, but I don't think you could ever figure out my last name. It's a very rare name.

I will not attempt, lots of folk don't like their real names on, so do of course

Callie Rose ical ring to it

so do of course so much for my English

it should have read "some do of course", but the majority who use their name usually stay with their christian onelike me "Animal"

Like the drummer from the muppets!

look seePS: I look drunk as a skunk, but I ain't
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