h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it was something I always wanted to know,I knew I was brainy, even if mates/family didn't, I use it for me

just thought of one


what do you get a genius for christmas

answer = nothingyou let them THINK they are getting something

oh dear, oh dear

got to tell a bad joke now and againgot to keep reputation as an idiot intact

you an idiot impossible hows things going? got your hands full? got christmas underwraps?

not got anything yet for xmas, very slow this year. I usually have all prezzies bought by end of October, to give me leeway, but funds are at an all time low at the moment. Still I'll get there

for me its 2 down several to go but I need an oven to sort it out.

do you make xmas cakes and do you like cooking in general

cooking is but i have my bf and parents for that.

I dont like Christmas Pudding but I do like mince pies without cherries. I had a lovely steamed syrup pudding and custard today. and my bf has recently tried making profiteroles.

I'm not in to cooking as such,I'm a slam itbetween two slices of bread and butter man

last time i had a sandwich i felt ill so I now eat it all seperately.

maybe the filling was slightly off ??

but I know a friend who loves cucumber, as in but the cucumber does not like him

although cucumber has hardly any taste to it i don't eat much salad

I do the odd one now again

lettice,and various other stuff, as taste goes

if i ate a i wouldn't eat for days

its funny that emoticon is american english i thought it was eglish english only to be found in entries and such like tsk, tsk

they try to convert us to all sorts of pronunciations, plus this stupid politically correct stuff, on here, I'll write our english, but I speak Yorkshire

english is such a chore

tha rait there luv

na tha not alrait me miss me bf i vant to liv wid im agen

I've seen your new thread, you will have to have words with him, if he is honest/trustworthy and faithful then he should listen to you and respect your feelings