h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, a different approach maybe or not to word games and the like.

Add to this short story as much or as little as you want, let your imagination run riot and lets see where it leads to - no answers to that bit



Mugwomple

As I went for a one handed walk on the moon with my three leafed dog called Dented, we strolled amongst the moon clouds, that didn’t actually resemble moons and there are no clouds on the moon anyway. There came across us a river running uphill along the slope of a dormant Mugwomple. This distressed Dented somewhat, as he’d no idea what he was, without working out how he got to the moon in the first place. I was too struggling with that, also because as far as I knew, our solid ground we walked on didn’t have anything in the sky above us, so what was a moon to start with?

Where I live, they think the moon is made up withthe beach at Skegness where they sell ice creams sold from metal trolleys. But the beach is not made of sand but a soft type of rock that tastes like cheddar cheese. And is frequented by cricket players who are trying to make it rain without any successs. So they decided to have a barbeque, cricket match, tennis match and take their windows and cars to wash and hold a summer fete, to madk it rain. But the rain did not come from the clouds but from the stars and it rained gold and silver instead of water.