h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your majesty! I've just trekked back from Reykjavik with 2 ice cubes for my whisky, sorry I wasn't in

Quite alright! Quite Alright dear! I was catching up on re-runs of Corination street, and helping myself to this Russian Vodka I found down the back of ... what does one call this thing... Its kind of like a chair.... a sofa is it? I've heard people have them... in their houses...

how humble of you to see your subjects only have homes and not palaces

I will at once go the Mars and see if there's a bar open

err! whoosh

Oh yus... one likes to get in with ones subjects sometimes... Even if... it is slightly differnt to what one expects in ones own palaces... But the corgi's keep stealing all my vodka in the palaces.... either that or its my husband at it again... with the corgis...

Times must be hard, eh, Madge. I thought that your tipple was Gin and Dubonett.

Pah... Gutrock.... I've always prefered vodka... a real* woman's drink... But the palace... one knows what they're like... They have to make it look good, for the media one understands, so I'm meant to be a gin drinker... pah... maybe Charley drinks that muck... He's more girly than I've ever been... Oh yes... I recall his 21st... half a bitter shandy and he was anyones... me and my mother, did a bottle of vodka between us, then bashed through the moey, before really getting going on the Conyac...