All about the Mole
Deep deep down in the belly of the earth, live a small collection of subterrainian earthmen. These men have grown many highly adapted features, for this kind of life. These adaptations include knobbly elbows for crawling along, big bushy beards (use uknown) and a craving for tight, wet, cold and very uncomfortable dark passage ways.
These highly adapted earthmen are commonly refered to as cavers. They seem to dress up in brightly coloured rugged and waterproof clothing similar in style to that of a trainspotter attempting courtship. Others even go as far as dressing up as giant bannanas. Living relatively safely in the knowledge that giant gorrilas have not been seen underground for several hundred years now.
The last sited giant gorrila was noticed only several decades ago hanging from the top of large buildings. These buildings are mistaken by the gorrilas as rather large trees. Animals like giant gorillas often must take helpless virgins up to the top of these builings to act as a sacrifice to the lesser known gods of bad wind. The gods that the gorillas in question believe make the giant bananas go all squidgy on the inside rather than crunchy as they prefered.
Back to the point, I myself am such a subterrainian mole who currently studies at Newcastle University. The afore mentioned institute is home of the UNCC (University of Newcastle Caving Club). We currently dwell in a number of caves under the Yorkshire Dales in England, however this does not stop us from surfacing once in a while in order to take on the mammoth task on catching up with technology. Rather soon we hope to embark on understanding flight in order for us to visit other countries in search of warmer holes to live in.
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The Subterrainian Mole
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