h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First sight of Mew: Awww...
First sight of you (Mewtwo): Aargh!

You aren't the one to run into in some dark alley, really.
THough it looks like Mew is just the more endearing version of Mewtwo (or Mewtwo the more terrifying version of Mew)
is this true?

}Since the answer to "Which came first, the mew or the two?" is "Mew", (not to mention that I am a genetically engineered clone) I believe you can safely say that I'm the more terrifying version of Mew.{

}Also, your pants are on backwards.{

Erm, no, those would be my legs that were rejoined backwards entirely.
It is nothing to make fun of, it happened during a party at Wowbaggers.
You were there.

}Yes, I remember, but I don't prefer...{ [speaking verbally instead of telepathically] ...having to speak verbally instead of telepathically.

Since when does }{ turn turn the written word into telepathy?

I'm sorry for the utter lack of imagination that the above entails,
but it is my lack and I will have to live with it... so god knows what i'm still doing on the site.

}Since ... erm, since last week.{

sokay... I won't tell a soul.

Mew!