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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

WHY???????


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FairlyStrange

Somebody in "R&D at the pasta factory had WAY too much time on there hands!!!!smiley - smiley

Welcome to H2G2......Like no place else on the net! If you need anything, ask anyone! For a great place to start, check out the ACE's Homepage. You can go there from the front page......if you have a problem finding it, I'll bring it to you! Just ask.smiley - smiley

Oh, and stick this in your earsmiley - fish......you'll need it!smiley - winkeye

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GreeboTCat

Make sure you examine closely... any object that you are invited to stick in your ear... ~grin~... just a friendly warning... Me went around with a banana stuck in my right ear for a week, cause someone asked me too... ~bigger grin~


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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

Thank you both for your help - are all earthlings as friendly as this - i hope so as i have just found out that i have to stay a minimum 2000 of your Earth weeks - and i have tried the banana - it does wonders for any earwax problems you may have smiley - smiley

P.S. Thank you for the fish, but as you can see, i brought my own smiley - fish

P.P.S. If we put them together will they breed ? smiley - fishsmiley - fish


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GreeboTCat

Well at least the banana had a double purpose... me could eat it if me got hungry!!!


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FairlyStrange

Bannanas are great.....but smiley - fishsmiley - fish have a much higher purpose!!!!smiley - smiley

Oh, and last time I checked, they don't breed in captivity!smiley - winkeye

smiley - fishNM


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Roasted Amoeba

Have you ever walked round with a cheese in your ear? I did that for a month, until I realised that I don't have ears... smiley - smiley


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FairlyStrange

Now THAT'S an interesting mental picture!!!!!LOL

smiley - fishNM


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GreeboTCat

~wicked grin~... Me has an overflow of bellybutton cheese... care to look?


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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

Firstly - i can not begin to imagine where the cheese was if you don't have any ears and secondly - yes please i love bellybutton cheese, it is a rare and v. expensive delicacy where i come from - but please ensure that you de-fluff it first as that has a rather disturbing after- taste smiley - smiley

P.S smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish See they do breed in captivity


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GreeboTCat

~Very indignant expression~... My belly-button cheese is the finest time can build up... honest... ~grin~


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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

i do not dispute the quality of your cheese - i merely ask that you remove the fluff first smiley - winkeye

P.S

Does anyone want a fish, since i started breeding them i can't seem to stop them smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish and that is in the last 10 minutes - HELP - how do i stop them ?


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Roasted Amoeba

I'm not sure how the cheese came to be in my ear. I'm working on that one myself... I think it's something to do with my imagination smiley - smiley

Scary things, imaginations...


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FairlyStrange

Imagination is not a scary thing! It is a wonderful thing! Stretch it as far as you can!!!


(Anybody got some crackers and wine?)

smiley - fishNM


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Roasted Amoeba

Well, yes, they're certainly wonderful too smiley - smiley

I have some nice crackers... and I can toast them if you like...


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FairlyStrange

Great!!!! Nothing like Cheese and crackers, with a good bottle of wine!!!!! Sounds almost like a party I went to once!!!!!

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GreeboTCat

Not of course forgettng the doughnuts and milk!!! ~grin~


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Roasted Amoeba

Who could forget? smiley - smiley

I can warm the doughnuts up if you like...


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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

oooohhhhh warm doughnuts - mmmmmm my favourite smiley - smiley


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FairlyStrange

HHHMMMM.....Warm donuts, milk, cheese, wine and crackers.....tomorrow should be interesting!smiley - winkeye

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