h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey there... ~smile~... you will just love h2g2 once you get into it... in fact you may never get out of it... you will be lost forever in this virtual world of ours...

Have fun... eat, drink and be merry...

Well don't eat the doughnuts... cause they're mine... and so is the milk... but everything else you can have... ok... and be merry.. ~grin~

Come over and see me sometime... just click on my name above this message and say hello... alternately don't... hmmm... no worries either way... ~bigger grin~

Bye now...

I've turned it into a challage to get around and say hi to people before the people whose job it is to do!! But today I'm too late, Peta got here first... but hello anyway not steve, I'm your local friendly friendly person!!

Why hello there and thankyouverymuch.
Everyone here seems to be very friendly

DID Peta get here first?
Only I can't see her anywhere...

No indeed she didn't... ~grin~... for it was none other than.. ~roll of drums~... Greebo... the grinniest... doughnut eating... milk drinking Cat on h2g2... and me knows this, as me is none other than... ~another roll of drums~... Greebo...

You can have all the doughnuts you want Greebo, as long as you leave me an eclair!
Hi, notsteve. Don't sweat it, man, I'm new here too. Just relax. It's actually a lot of fun.

Oh gosh... this is a tough one... ~grin~... ok... you can have the eclairs... and me will take all the doughnuts...

~thinking hard~

Well maybe me will take one eclair...

~thinking harder~

Well maybe 2 or 3... hmmm...

Well, OK, as long as I can get one eclair out of the deal, that's fine by me. But how about one for my good friend ntsteve? You got anything for him?

~wascally grin~... Well you can give him one of your eclairs... me always likes to share... especially other peoples food...

Well no, peta's message is the other forum, eight minutes before me I think!! Can I get an eclair?? Please??

I'll share mine with you. Got any coffe to dunk it in?

mmm yummy!

Can I have a doughnut pwease?

*ducks quickly to avoid any possible repercussions from Greebo for even DARING to suggest such a thing...*

Is Greebo into any particular type of doughnut, or just doughnuts generally?

Some battenburg would be just lovely, if you're offering.

~glaring at all~... mine... mine... MINE... These doughnuts are all mine...

Hmmm... ~guilty look~... hmmmm... if me has to share... then me will share my ring doughnuts... me will eat the doughnut and you can have the hole...

Me is sooooooo generous... ~cheesy grin~

Thank you

I like the holes from ring doughnuts, they taste very nice. And I realise the sacrifice that you making to even give me the holes...

~nodding head in agreement...~ Maybe me is being tooooooo generous.... ~wondering grin~

Stroking Greebo behind the ears, you are such a lovely generous person, and It so happens that I have a large amount of battenburg in my schoolbag, here you go. No donuts though, sorry.

NO DOUGHNUTS!!!!... What on earth are they teaching you in schools these days??!!! ~wondering grin~

My school taught me well

Here, have some doughnuts...