Home by the sea.
A mortal gestalt entity, Lardibartfast continues to live on the part of the third rock from sol known as Great Britain, although it is in fact small britain.
Having spent the first 20 or so years of my life lurking in swindon, I escaped to an english Ex Pats colony in wales know as "Aber" (Aberystwyth). This colony allows it's inhabitants to drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol while enjoying amazing scenery and cheap accomodation. Examples of this pure pleasure would be The Bay, where on any even night of the week, you have free vodka thrust uppon you whenever you spend more than 1UK(Earth) Pound. This can result in disasterous consequnces when multiplied;
1xVodka & Coke= 1.20UKEP := 2xVodka &Coke
1 round, (5 Pints of Beer (5UKEP)):= 5x Free Vodka and 5 Pints of beer.
1 Large Round (5 Pints of Beer, 5 Double vodka's & Coke(10UKEP)):= 5 Free Beers, 5 tripple vodkas.
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I now rehabilitating from vodka induced merryment and embarasment in a small flat dwelling known as a bungalow on the sea front out of town and own the most beautiful sunset known to mankind (while still remaining on earth).
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