h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Brain, are you around then?? Where are you, home or uni?? I've just got back from spending the new year (no, not the m word, that is forbidden around me, unless you want to see sparks!!) down at Imps. His mum appears to like me, which is good cos I'm alowed to come stay lots!! He must have fallen and hit his head, cos he was buying me lots of things!!

Hi, yeh I've been home for a couple of weeks, or more accuratly, I've been back to work for the past 2 weeks. Call it a more-time spent-here-than-there sort of thing.
However, I have to pop off again now, but will get back soon, (I hope).
Catchyer later

"There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
and some deers just went running by.
Oh the snow's pure and white, on the earth rich and brown.
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.

The sun is shining and the grass is green,
under the three feet of snow i mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown.
All the happy people stop to say hello,(get outta' my way)
even though the temperature's low.
It's a perfect sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town.

Oh what a picture perfect child,
just like Jesus so tender and mild.
He wear a smile, where he wor a thorny crown,
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
and a mind so open and pure,
Thank god we live in this quiet mountain town.

You can see your breath hanging in the air,
you see homeless people but you just dont care.
It's a sea of smiles, and we'd be glad to drown,
dubi dubi dubi dubi du du du,
That's right; It's sunday morning in our quiet little redneck mountain town.

Kick the baby!!!

Look at those little fragile boys, it really gets me down.
The world is such a rotten place, and city life is a complete disgraise. That's why i moved to this redneck, quiet little mountain town!!

(It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussain was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him)

Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know. Cuz' the movies teach us what our parents dont have time to say.
And this movie is gonna make our lives complete, cuz' Terrance & Phillip are sweeeet (super sweet)
Thank god we live in this quiet little redneck po-dog white trash, mumble. U S A!!! Can i have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip - Asses of fire please??? NO!!!

(The intro song to South Park - Bigger, longer & Uncut.)

Sorry guys, i was just REALLY bored!!!
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Why do people come to me when I am bored?

You are such a nice person, we just want to cheer you up, make your life intresting etc. etc. etc.
BCNU - Crescent

I can't believe I got all the way down here just to find .

Hi Brainy, How ya doin?? Ho Hum....
(Bored message)

More bored messages!!! For goodness sake, you did't join h2g2 to be bored!!!!
Appologies to Blueslider, I don't just type , you do get some sense out of me sometimes.

Well certainly, but I understand you're recovering from a close encoutner with a low flying castle in Damogran!

~Irving

Cor, dear yeh, the thing nearly brained me!!! Your going along your peacefull way to catch the couch for a field trip when "whhooommph" this ENORMOUS stone thing comes shooting in from accross the sea!!! I really had to hit the floor, I can tell you! And of course, I was going to be off for a bit so I couldn't wander down to the "Firkin" in the hope of a little something to settle my nerves. I was shaking all week, I can tell you

Better now?

Poor Brain!! Imagine the horror, absolutly nothing compared to the fact that you are possibly going to be meeting me in the next couple of months!!
Hxx

Hey, Helena! I haven't seen you about lately, how've you been?

~Irving

Oh you know how it is, wedding nerves I expect, eh Helena, nothing to do with the PB, eh *nudge nudge, wink wink*

Well, we did it, as you can probably see... Eloped for a private ceremony at Gretna...
hxx

Mmm, happiest day of our lives, wasn't it babe?

Well, scotland did beat england at rugby, oh you mean the ceremony, yeah lovely!! And we are sad enough to take out computers on honeymoon??
Hxx