Terrestre from Ee-tah-lee
Good morning, aliens (or good evening)! I am writing from a planet called Ee-tah-lee, a place in which many ancient peoples left their footsteps in ancient Eons. Expecially a very very ancient people called Row-mens: tales and legends say that this brief people (they were not so tall) went around conquiring all Universe, but I don't believe it. I live in a city that Row-mens founded calling it Row-mah (they had not much fancy) and I can still see their old old building, or what remain. For example a big house called Call-Osseum (a matter of bones, perhaps), probably the house of someone who did not care about the breezes (there are no doors). My planet is famous in this Galaxy for strange foods (Peet-Sah, Spaw-get-tee and a red or white liquid that we drink, and that killed 168.966 Venusians arrived on our planet, saving us from their invasion). Some people say my planet is famous for some horrible beasts that live in a big family called Mah-phee-ah. Well, I can make you sure that we are not all in that family, but we hate it and we fight it strongly. This is a beautiful planet, for we have a lot of water: seas, rivers, lakes! And another beautiful and pleasant luckyness we have are the female creatures with dark or yellow hair on their head, that walk in the streets, expecially when the Sun (we call it so, but it is only a little, lost star)is more hot and the female creatures use less clothes.
We who live in Ee-tah-lee love eating, music, talking with aliens an reproduct ourselves by the help of those female creatures I told you before. Well, it is not really important to reproduct ourselves. Having their help is enough. So, now I grounde on this H2g2 Planet.
I shal be glad to talk with all you aliens. Hope you too.
Wishing the Great Peet-sah protect you and your families, send my greetings. Terrestre from Ee-tah-lee.
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