hello
ever since i was con...talked...i mean invited to protect this planet by my old mentor (uncle andy) that jerk yoda (we went to high school together on...well you couldn't pronounce it anyway) and just this (really strange) guy you know with two heads, i have been suffer...i mean...enjoying the hospitality of your planet. all i remember the guy with extra head (i think they called him phil) started making the drinks and the next thing i know i'm heading here strapped to a comet and trying to sober up. when i got here it was too late to bitch or put in for a transfer to some other reality, so i figured what the *&^*^%^% maybe it won't be so bad, well that just goes to show you i can be wrong. but as it turns out this place really needed, and still does, my brand of protection, applied heresy.
the type of humanoid that infest...inhabits this little planet are more likely descended from sheep than apes as their popular folklore, what they straight faced call science, claims. they seem to have this nasty tendantcy to follow any crack pot with a gimmick, i.e. jonestown suicides, southern baptists, infomercials, etc. i try to impress upon these individuals that they should follow no one as most likely they are going the wrong direction anyway. simple message but the igorance and denial factors are too deeply ingrained into this species, so it ain't easy and as with most true heretics, "you gotta avoid the stake."
i tried approaching these creatures on this thing called the internet (seems truth is put on hold for more important things like banal claptrap), and face to face individually but they usually claim that they can take it or leave it anytime they choose, like heroine a popular past time. but usually they hold on to the silliness till some fool hands them the "koolaide" and the fbi is at the door.
perhaps, as i have been told, those who are involved with this publication are a strange, cranky sort that can't be easily duped, we shall see. and so hopefully they will afford a little escape for a trapped visitor from out there somewhere.
yours in pan dimentionalism,
sean heretic "the intruder" (order of the diamond sword)
p.s. dogamatists beware!!!!
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