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15 Weeks till Santa
Posted Dec 10, 1999
15 Days till Santa
15 Days till Santa
When the old fat man comes down your chimney
And gives you presents
And drinks your beer,
15 Days till Santa
There
All gone now
Christmas is coming,
Soon I will be fat,
Please buy me a vodka, and give it to my cat
If you have not a vodka, a G`n`T will do
If you have not a G`n`T, then My cat will have to dehydrate.
As you may have noticed, I am rather bored.
1 more week of term.
Yippeeeeeee.
No more school then.
Only Christmas.
The thing I like about Christmas:
Making Roast dinners,
Pulling Crackers (The tiny screws that you often get are good for adjusting knobs on Clarinets, by the way),
Wearing ridiculous Party hats,
Everyone being nice,
Everone helping you doing you housework,
AND
Catching your releives sneaking into your bedroom to fill up your stockings with you-know-what.
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Latest reply: Dec 10, 1999
Sophie haha i`m so not funny
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