h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...very much. and we are proud to be linked from your page
Sorry I seem to be talking in plural here.... bad sign... how are you anyway?

The Cheese is very happy you like his pictures, and is very glad to give you a link (you deserved it!). He seems to be talking in third person, which is just as bad as plural...

We are pleased that The Cheese is made happy by our post. We have determined that the reason we are talking in plural although there is only one of us is that we enjoy it, and don't see why we should stop. We hope that the Cheese also enjoys talking in the third person

The Cheese very much enjoys talking in the third person, and hopes Joanna feels good talking in plural . Now, The Cheese feels it gets confusing if one refers to him/herself in the second person...

We feel that the second person should most definitely be left out of all of this, we think it would be much to confusing.... third person plural, though?

They (Cheese) are very sorry for taking four weeks to reply. They weren't aware of the added reply and are very sorry. So, how are you all, Joanna?

We're fine, and we thank you for asking. We've gone home to Manchester for our easter break, neglecting to notice that Easter is not for another five weeks...
We would like to know how you are, too.
We are not concerened about the amount of time taken for replies, we are content and pleased to accept a reply when it happens

The Cheese is fine, too . And he is not the latest reply-er ever. Roasted Amoeba didn't reply to one of The Cheese's posts for 11 weeks.

We are amused by the fact that RA left it so long, although we think it may well have been irritating for the cheese We will try to remember to tease RA about that next time we come into contact with him... (*evil glint in our eyes*)
We conclude that checking fora regularly is probably a good thing.
We are also pleased the cheese is fine, and continue to be fine ourselves.

The Cheese is still fine after these two weeks. The Cheese is very happy that he is the #1 most profilic poster over the past 24 hours.

We are pleased for the Cheese, and resolve to give him a run for his money on that score when we return to Durham, although we did manage it at one point last week... more recently we've had the dubious honour of the 3rd longest post...
We are very glad the Cheese is still fine; we are also still fine are smiling thusly:

Well, The Cheese also had the honour of longest post , in explaining to BB the complete subbing process.

We are impressed. We are pleased to know such an esteemed researcher as The Cheese. We would also be interested to know if the cheese can remember where this post is, so that we can be similarly enlightened over the subbing process... we don't quite get it ourselves.

It is The Cheese's SECOND post at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26504&thread=45337 . The first is an explanation of the first batch The Cheese got and you may want to read it after you read my second post.

We are grateful to The Cheese for the link, and will endeavour to read the post in the event that our computer stops pretending it is forbidden to load the page... our computer is a liar.

Perhaps you should wash your computers mouth out with soap for lying...

We would try doing this, but we think it may break our computer. It did however find the thread, we were very interested to read it, and we are pleased to see that you are in fact subbing the entries of someone else we call a friend.

The Cheese woshes he would pay more attention to the forums on his page, and he also wishes he wouldn't have stayed up till 0:20 burning his CD. But The Cheese is still happy because he got to put his MP3s on a CD so he can listen to them on his stereo, which has 50 times as much bass as his MP3 player and computer combined...

We have sympathy for the Cheese, we can sympathise quite well because we are also feeling very tired. We shouldn't have started posting this, however, because our mother is about to be mad at us for not washing up the lunch things. Such is life. We are glad that the Cheese is happy, though, and we only envy him his CD writer a teeeeny bit...

The Cheese is wondering if Joanna can authorize him for her ICQ Contact list...his number is 71546445 and his nick is Raiblu/The Cheese.