h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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ve meet again, my mysterious a-friend ... but this time the honour is all mine. Very impressive i must say, but this is only the beginning ... nice line. Does Mr Fry know what indignities you have performed upon his visage?

i didn't know you had any honour, mr the red...
I think if Stephen knew, he'd be very upset. So far I've managed to turn the conversation to various other things...

Of course i have honour!! It took me ages to steal too!

.... and i asked politely before i took it. They were too honourable to refuse ....

yes, but i hear you definitely don't hve any honour where certain masseurs are concerned

nonsense, those photos show a much taller, hairer man. I'm innocent i tell you! I have an alibi - i was with the tall hairy man the whole time .... oh, damn.

i would just like to confirm that i also believe mr the red has no honour. i think, trefusis, that we should start a petition, collect a good six or seven thousand signatures (should be a piece of cake) and deliver it to him at his next public appearance

hang on, i may be confused

good ideas need not be resticted to one campaign...!
The blond guy would be the first to sign for sure.
might not do mr the red's ego much good tho'

good ideas need not be resticted to one campaign...!
The (hairy) guy would be the first to sign for sure.
might not do mr the red's ego much good tho'

eh?
blond one?

oh dear, have i been so distracted by the election that i have missed out on quality mr the red gossip!?! for shame

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Trefusis is, of course, referring to my frequent visits to my hairy blond massusse - Eddy. Sorry to diappoint, it's not gossip, just sordid.

Thank the gods i have no honour left to insult

why don't you tell spannergrrl the REAL story mr the red?

oh you mean my comments about Stephen Fry's butt massuer? Old news darhling - and you know finding a good butt massuer is soooo hard ....

.... and finding a hard butt masseur is soooooo good ....

i should stop right there.

yep, you should

oohhhh! you spoil all my dirty fun.

i have fulfilled my destiny

no, i actually meant tell everyone the REAL story, mr the R...
why hold back now?

hell, now i'm really confused. Why don't you tell me the REAL story and then we'll both know ....

ah yes, tell me, instead of mr the red, and then we'll both know AND HE WON'T

btw flat curtains shut but muttonbirds one looks good

is that cryptic enough?

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half way down...quite.
near some of the election billboards i may or may not have been responsible for displacing last evening...mr the red is not happy with me...some christian notion - "do unto others"...or similar to that, i forget.
was kinda fun tho.

i saw a ah, worthless, one the other day that just needed a good gust of wind, if you get my drift

remind me to tell you a vaguely funny story about ah displacement, sometime

mr the red has too many morals sometimes, besides they already do unto us, so we're just evening things up a bit

and creating more jobs in the process, mind

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