h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm shocked! I searched for Wozniak and there was only one article... your homepage... which mentioned him! Congratulations on being the first. I'd have to disagree a little though and say Woz is God #1, DNA #2.

BTW... what an easy job, teaching people to use G4s...

I think I'll leave the task of immortalizing Woz in The Guide to someone much more familiar with his infamous exploits, tho'.

It's just occured to me that Steve Wozniak can't be God... for the same reason that the existence of the babelfish proves that there is no god. Gods have to be believed in on faith alone and not have any direct evidence showing their existance, or something like that. Anyway, since Woz not only replies to his emails but lets you watch him type the reply (or whatever else he happens to be doing) through WozCam, that pretty much proves that he exists so he can't be God. Same goes for Steve Jobs... I've seen him on QTV numerous times so I guess he must exist. DNA, on the other hand, could indeed be a god... because all I know about Him comes from what He's written and what other people have said/written about Him, which is pretty much the same as what is known about most gods.

Then what is your definition of a demi-god? Can we deify Woz as a demi (semi or tremi) god? Would that be okay?

Yeah, why not. How about even better than a demigod... a three-quarters god.