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A964686 - The Encyclopedia of Useless Facts

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Andrew 3.0 Pro

Entry: The Encyclopedia of Useless Facts - A964686
Author: Andrew 2.5, buy the free upgrade! New features, such as speaking in oxymorons, and telling smart jokes! Join the LCCM at A767090 - U196357

This isn't really very good, doesn't meet many of the guidelines either. I would however, lke to see if I can fix it up and maybe get a few people to laugh with it.


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Post 2

J

finally!!!!!! I'll get right on some more facts for an update

smiley - blacksheep

PS maybe some more people in AWW would like to help out in the revised edition

PSS I'm still in favor of categorizing it by category, not researcher


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Post 3

a girl called Ben

Ooooh! This is FUN! The only comment on the facts that I have to make is 'lucky pigs'!

You are right, it isn't an EG entry, but the Post may like it. It needs tidying up a bit, and the very long number means that it takes up more room on the screen than there is actually room for, so I suggest getting rid of that one.

If you *really* want to improve it, it would be good to have the sources for some of those facts.

There are some typos, but not much that a spell-checker won't sort out.

Thanks for posting it. I enjoyed reading it.

Ben


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Post 4

J

if you have any facts, go to F91994?thread=227705

and we'll add them to the next update

I'll get andrew on the spelling


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Post 5

a girl called Ben

The only fact I do know is that I don't know any facts. Including that one!

smiley - winkeye

B


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Post 6

J

That doesn't count smiley - smiley

And anyway, if you could then mention one if you stumble upon it, we'd like it very much, although I have little or no creative influence on this.

smiley - blacksheepStill insists on a system of categorizing by topic


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Post 7

Andrew 3.0 Pro

hmmm.... i think so too. Though i won't change it unless someone (ahem) does the catagorization for me.

I wonder, since i have you on the list of reaserchers, can you edit it yourself?


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Post 8

J

i wish, I wish I wish I were still at starbucks

Sure, i'll do it... but you must refer to me as god of all categorization

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 9

J

it's sent

your dirty dirty deed is done

smiley - blacksheepfeels all dirty, probably because he hasn't taken a shower in years. smiley - sheepis so clean


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Post 10

J

I know you're in London, or somewhere, but I suggest that you use the categorized system that I emailed to you... when you get back

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 11

Andrew 3.0 Pro

I'm not in London 'till tuesday.

*is still wondering about the question he asked*
*wonders*

smiley - towel


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Post 12

J

You never ever tell me these things. Two days ago, I overhear you telling someone else that you were going to London, if I hadn't heard that, perhaps we'd have to re-elect the smiley - sheep I kind of liked him

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 13

Quille the cynic...TC

The smiley - sheep was quite cool.
Someone's gotta put a link to the new entry sometime or something.
smiley - elf


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Post 14

J

I HATE THE smiley - sheep kill smiley - sheep

smiley - blacksheep will eat smiley - sheep like a smiley - burger


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Post 15

Andrew 3.0 Pro

ok.....

I have asked multiple times....

I am beginning to be angered at your rigid uninformativeness.

Please tell me:
Can you, as co-researcher, edit the entry?

smiley - towel


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Post 16

J

No, only you can, the person that originally wrote the entry. That's what makes collaborative writing workshop such a downer.

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 17

Andrew 3.0 Pro

dammit...

that means that now i have to put the new text into GuideML
not particularly hard, merely tedium to the point of insanity.

smiley - towel


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Post 18

a girl called Ben

Use the following link to check the GML of the existing entry: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/test964686

B


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Post 19

J

Hi there ben

Andu, I could help with the GuideML if you want

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 20

Andrew 3.0 Pro

no that's alright, it's merely copy, paste, copy, paste, paste, paste.... etc.

I shall perform said work now.

smiley - towel (is quite akin to smiley - sheep and smiley - blacksheep, because it's a cotton smiley - towel)


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