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Entry: bordom???? Some Jokes Are In Need - A39503847
Author: lordOrchy - U9990515

jokes?

bordom with four question marks following it: What to make of this?

jokes with one.

Ever heard of a 'Spellchecker' or capital letters and as for jokes...hmm.

You must have a very boring job!

I used to work in the civil service and this is my one and only civil service joke:
Two senior civil servants got lost while driving in the countryside. One of them asked a local "Can you tell us where we are, please?"
The local looked at him and replied "I reckon you be 'ere."
The first civil servant was angry at this reply, but the second said "That was the perfect answer to a parliamentary question: short, to the point and giving nothing away."

I agree with Keith, by the way, you need to check your spelling and grammar.

mVp. A Roman walks into a pub an orders 5 beers. He has no need to speak as everyone should know the Latin numeral for 5:...V.

He walks away after poking two fingers up and then turns back remembering that there is 6 in his party.

He signals to the barmen with his middle digit for one more ...

I think you people have taken leave of your senses...

This is a serious forum!!!

I can understand the Brits, Keith, it's probably all of 25 degrees over there, and the excessive heat has addled their delicate brains...but you are in winter, and have NO EXCUSE.



I know no civil servants. Nor do I personally know any Roman soldiers.

So here's one about what I know:

If an infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs...

...they will eventually reproduce all the world's great literature in Braille.

..................ahem.............weedball sails past haha