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A800830 - Sneaking Around the House
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Aug 10, 2002
"Be vewwy, vewwy qwuiet..."
My Ranger Training (I watched all eight seasons of the Lone Ranger) has taught me that anticipating getting caught is the surest way to get caught. You must clear your mind and say the Bene Gesserit prayer:
This is only a novel.
If it had been real life,
you would have been
too busy filling
your pants
to mentally
intone this bit
of bumpf...
"Be vewwy, vewwwy afwaid..."
A800830 - Sneaking Around the House
a girl called Ben Posted Jul 5, 2003
I like this, it is fun, and it is true, and Darth Zaphod is still around.
Thanks for writing it, DZ, and thanks for posting it here. It put a smile on my face at 02.20 in the morning, when all the good people of the planet are asleep, and all the sad b*****s are awake and online.
B
A800830 - Sneaking Around the House
Darth Zaphod Posted Jul 5, 2003
Wow! You're reading my ooooold stuff
Kinda short, but I enjoy it too. Thanks!
DZ
A800830 - Sneaking Around the House
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jul 6, 2003
As you can see from the posting hanging off it, Agg/Gag liked it enough, too.
A800830 - Sneaking Around the House
Darth Zaphod Posted Jul 7, 2003
*nod* yep! I like writing stuff people like...erm...yeah!
DZ
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