h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Life, for most people, is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid. This has been reflected on my life as a citizen of the unfashionable planet of Earth. If you're wondering why we haven't discovered aliens yet, or why they haven't discoveded us, it's just because they're not damn intrested in us.
In my life I have discovered alot of things, but in particular one thing most of all.

Most people are two faced b*****ds.

But how do we avoid these people? There are a few suggestions I have come up with in my life, and so here are a few ways to cope.

1. Kill everyone you hate

A drastic action, which you should only use in extreme cases or if you live in Colombia. Remember that you shouldn't get too carried away with this as it you could end up in jail. To avoid jail just pay someone to do it for you. In the USA spend this money on lots of guns to do the job; after all, it is legal.

2. Grin and bear it

Also a drastic action, but can be attempted anywhere in the world with some success. If this doesn't work then:

3. Sue the b******s

Simply tell the Judge how you've been victimised and bullied, and you could end up better off in the long run. You may still have problems after this, but you should at least have some money and Jerry Springer to back you up in the end.

4. If none of the above works, then just take up Karate and Judo, and beat the c**p out of them.

If this journal entry hasen't helped you, then nothing will.

P.S. Only attempt step 1 if you are dumb, mad, really upset, or if you've just seen Scream which resulted in the above.

Interesting thoughts ....

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Sorry, I'm getting old:

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