h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh... about another 299 steps... what do you think keeps me fit, after eating all those doughnuts... ~grin~

It is a bit ripe.
I've probably got something to help him with that if you are interested.

~puff puff pant~

What would that be then, Mina? An anally installed air filter?

Probably some herbs.
Although that would be quite amusing.

Yes, it would be interesting to see how Greebo would "install" it!

I think I would stand well clear.

*when all arrive at the tower Greebo is stunned to find that Pandora has a hand painted sign in her bedroom window! it has two eyes looking straight up at the tower with block letters that read: HOW DO YOU LIKE THE VIEW NOW???*

Pandy! You ARE on form me old fruit!

Good heavens! Greebo, have you been spying on our resident "born again virgin"????

~Greebo's lower lip starts to tremble... her belly jiggles and her eyes cross... suddenly she can contain it no longer... and explodes with laughter...~

Virgin!!!... Pandora!!!!

~Greebo rolls around the floor... mirthfully~

I know! It is a bit far fetched, isn't it?

Rumour control has it that she now has a skull and crossbones on her bedroom door...

~Greebo gasps for air..~

Oh... that was so funny...

*Passes Greebo her daughter's turbo inhaler*

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