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Having the Last Word

Post 301

Alfredo Marquez

heard what??? who said that???


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Post 302

egon

EH??????????????????????????????????

ME EARS AREN'T WHAT THEY WERE WHEN I WERE A LAD, EE BY 'ECK, WE HAD NOWT BUT A PAIR OF FOOTBALL SOCKS AND A THREE YEAR OLD SLICE OF HOVIS. WE SLEPT SIXTEEN TO A BED, AND THE BED WAS ONLY A COT, I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW, YOU CHEEKY YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, YOU!

*smiley - nurse administers medication*

WHAT WAS THAT!?

smiley - zzz


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Post 303

Alfredo Marquez

your ears arent what they used to be???
why?? what did they used to be?? Your nose?? eyes perhaps


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Post 304

egon

SPEAK UP


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Post 305

Alfredo Marquez

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 306

egon

*falls off chair*


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Post 307

Alfredo Marquez

poppycock


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Post 308

egon

piffle.


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Post 309

Alfredo Marquez

snifflebuck


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Post 310

egon

ripsnorter!


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Post 311

Alfredo Marquez

theres no need to talk about Shane Warne like that!!!!


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Post 312

egon

QWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSAZXCVBNM






































































































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And let that be the end of the matter.


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Post 313

Alfredo Marquez

Pobtyping


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Post 314

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

*blurp*squeal*

"Attention,
this is your Captain speaking...
(no, tighten the waist strap first, then the inseam one)
Now, what was I saying?
Ah, so... this is your Captain speaking...
in a few minutes the plane will be entering an active Sumatran volcano... this splendid photo opportunity will be visible on both sides of the plane, so have your cameras ready.
We would like to apologize in advance for any inconvenience that you feel that you are experiencing and have opened the phone channels so that any necessary communication with legal counsel or tourist agencies may be facilitated.
Please make sure all seats are in the upright position and all children, wheelchairs and Etonian Alumnuses are securely fastened.
Smoking is allowed and the alcoholic drinks are now a complimentary part of our comprehensive service.
Aimless Airways would like to thank you for your custom
and we hope that you will fly with us again in a future life.
(Huh? What? Oh? Yes.)
According to our Navigator and religious counselor,
you now have two minutes and thirty-two seconds
to get your affairs in order.
The flight attendants will now take bids on the remaining parachutes.
This has been a recording"

*click*


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Post 315

Alfredo Marquez

two bottles of brown and a packet of cheese and onion please barman


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Post 316

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

""

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 317

rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger)


smiley - sillySupercalifragilisticexpialidocious!smiley - silly


Having the Last Word

Post 318

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

you sound very sure about that.


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Post 319

rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger)


Absolutely. Beyond the shadow of a doubt.


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Post 320

Geggs

*stands and stares at everyone else from the corner of the room*


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