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egon Posted Mar 4, 2003
EH??????????????????????????????????
ME EARS AREN'T WHAT THEY WERE WHEN I WERE A LAD, EE BY 'ECK, WE HAD NOWT BUT A PAIR OF FOOTBALL SOCKS AND A THREE YEAR OLD SLICE OF HOVIS. WE SLEPT SIXTEEN TO A BED, AND THE BED WAS ONLY A COT, I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW, YOU CHEEKY YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, YOU!
* administers medication*
WHAT WAS THAT!?
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Alfredo Marquez Posted Mar 4, 2003
your ears arent what they used to be???
why?? what did they used to be?? Your nose?? eyes perhaps
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Alfredo Marquez Posted Mar 4, 2003
theres no need to talk about Shane Warne like that!!!!
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Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Mar 4, 2003
*blurp*squeal*
"Attention,
this is your Captain speaking...
(no, tighten the waist strap first, then the inseam one)
Now, what was I saying?
Ah, so... this is your Captain speaking...
in a few minutes the plane will be entering an active Sumatran volcano... this splendid photo opportunity will be visible on both sides of the plane, so have your cameras ready.
We would like to apologize in advance for any inconvenience that you feel that you are experiencing and have opened the phone channels so that any necessary communication with legal counsel or tourist agencies may be facilitated.
Please make sure all seats are in the upright position and all children, wheelchairs and Etonian Alumnuses are securely fastened.
Smoking is allowed and the alcoholic drinks are now a complimentary part of our comprehensive service.
Aimless Airways would like to thank you for your custom
and we hope that you will fly with us again in a future life.
(Huh? What? Oh? Yes.)
According to our Navigator and religious counselor,
you now have two minutes and thirty-two seconds
to get your affairs in order.
The flight attendants will now take bids on the remaining parachutes.
This has been a recording"
*click*
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Alfredo Marquez Posted Mar 4, 2003
two bottles of brown and a packet of cheese and onion please barman
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Mar 5, 2003
Absolutely. Beyond the shadow of a doubt.
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Geggs Posted Mar 5, 2003
*stands and stares at everyone else from the corner of the room*
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