h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you wave your banana at me!


Geggs

But fruit flies like a banana.

You know, I'd sooner had parkinsons to alzhmeirs I'd rather spill a drop then forget where I've put the bottle.

When I die, I want to be a Blu-Ray.


Geggs

Ishna pickior, pucky in a barn o.

Despite the evidence that 2legs was the conspiracist who altered our company's work schedule, Port-au-Prince is still the capitol of Haiti.

B4theothershoedrops

When folding towels neatly into thirds, remember that only 2legs cannot prevent forest fires.

B4SmokeybecomesaBandit

Is Denise van Outen still giving you trouble?


Geggs

It's quite hard to take one step back when you're sitting down.


Geggs

I know that the quality of posting on a messageboard has gone down then I find myself missing one of the more unpleasantly provocative posters.

Where's my fork 'n' knife?

Where's your pork and life? What is this, the surrrealism game?

Realistic cheese grater

Better than a fake one, I suppose.

The following:

I hate balloons.


Geggs

The music police have arrived, so put the microphone down and move away from the kareoke machine

I'm overprivileged.

Without doubt they are green and intelligent

What a difference a year makes.