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Post 12701

The Groob

Please. Stop the applause. All I did was descale the kettle.


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Post 12702

Geggs

Let's see those beautiful teeth!


Geggs


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Post 12703

clzoomer- a bit woobly

If you blow on the lens, it will melt the freezing fog.


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Post 12704

Geggs

Do you know the jungle?


Geggs


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Post 12705

Geggs

She's been rolling around in his hay and he's been rubbing his head all over her tree.


Geggs


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Post 12706

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Not to put to fine a point on it, but the whole thing sucks.


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Post 12707

Kernowpaul

We had two at the start


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Post 12708

Geggs

The chutney maker has spoken.


Geggs


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Post 12709

Geggs

They were exchanging the caterpillar.

(Just to make it clear, I don't make anything up in this thread. I report what I read, hear, or [as is this case] say and then marvel that such a thing has come out of my mouth.)


Geggs


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Post 12710

The Groob

I'd played Mornington Crescent probably about 500 times and then I went to Dagenham East in real life and nothing came close.


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Post 12711

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Yes, Metallica is probably not the best choice for the name of a tin smith.


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Post 12712

The Groob

Beryl was the life and soul of the party until the rigor mortis set in.


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Post 12713

Geggs

You are not eating my son's necklace!


Geggs


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Post 12714

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I did not put that smiley face sticker on your desk lamp nor do I know who did.


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Post 12715

The Groob

I've just had some great news! The discombobulated tractor is ready for romance again!


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Post 12716

Geggs

We don't have a mermaid science programme.


Geggs


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Post 12717

Geggs

I wonder how long it will be before that name pronounced soundlessly in the deep silence of my mind will fail to unleash in me such floods of nostalgia, rent through and through with fear and painful confusion, yet linked indissolubly with my memory of the strangest days I have ever known.


Geggs


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Post 12718

Geggs

Doomwatchers are painting an apocalyptic picture of a
world where weeping humanity is reduced to scraping
meagre nourishment from mash without bangers, hole
without toad, scratchings without pork and, chillingly,
sarnies without bacon.


Geggs


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Post 12719

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I have a job! (For the immediate future).


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Post 12720

The Groob

Looks like we're in for an exciting week! The Harfords at number 28 have moved the rotary Wankel engine to the front garden!


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