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Post 381

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

No! No! Not the daffodils! Anything but the daffodils!


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Post 382

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Ambridge. Yessssss...


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Post 383

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Swim for it!


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Post 384

The Groob

It's so obviously a stealth fighter. Though I can appreciate how you made the mistake.


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Post 385

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Freighter, I said freighter! How else can we move the condensation?


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Post 386

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Why isn't anybody ever pleased to see us?


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Post 387

Sneijder

Pinstripes, Sidevents, Sixteen inch bottoms, 'andsome.


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Post 388

clzoomer- a bit woobly

In order to inflate, say the word *dismisseth* four times rapidly into the projecting microphone while pushing the *on* pedal with your foot.


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Post 389

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Let me see, question 6:

Find and classify the stationary points of the function f(x,y,z) = (x+y)^3 - 4xy +z^2
hmmm....


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Post 390

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

I'll have chips with that.


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Post 391

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Well, Mr. Frotman I must admit that when you said you worked for Chippendale's you meant an antique house, so please take that out of my wife's face.


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Post 392

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

What do you mean it was for security reasons? I just thought you wanted my autograph...


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Post 393

Sneijder

Spangles may be considered 'sprinkles' in Mexico, but not here


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Post 394

Sneijder

WD40 causes inflamation on a pig, and should not be used for cranial insertion


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Post 395

clzoomer- a bit woobly

No, no, no- not anal insertion, didn't you read page 652?


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Post 396

Sneijder

Espania '82, Climb on !


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Post 397

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

How about a trip to Norway, only $599 a person per day?


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Post 398

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Zwan. No contole?


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Post 399

Sneijder

Beep Beep, Who got da keys yo the jeep ?


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Post 400

RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391!

Would you like Cut potatoes that have been submerged for 20 minutes in 300 Degree lard with that garden salad?


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