h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

when you place both feet on the steps of the pantheon do as the occupants do.

hmm....

Practice what you Preach

Omit P & C

Do what you say is the right thing to do

Ok...

Moses supposes his toses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously, for nobody's toses are posies of roses as moses supposes his toses to be

Omit S & O

...

the man that Avihu called uncle figured that the multiple digit at the leg extremity were perennially petalled, but the man that Avihu called uncle figured badly, in that there have been any humankind that have a multiple digit at the leg extremity that were perennially petalled wreath plural that the man that Avihu called uncle figured the plural leg extremity were...

Not that good a Lipogram imho...

Hmmm...

On top of Spaghetti all covered in Cheese I lost my poor Meatball when somebody sneezed.

Omit H & E

(new rule - no more than one Vowel can be asked to be omitted at anyone time...)

- brilliant!

Atop gouda-clad pasta I lost my poor faggot following an involuntary nasal spasm from a local individual.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

omitting L and A

TVm Icy - i missed a "never" out though...

I didn't spot it.

btw, was I correct with the Quiz of the Day?

I decree to you which thing I wish for, which thing I in outright truth wish for.

OK...

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as (ParkLife).

Omit: P and O

Yup..

faith in abilities is a desire related with the habitual secretive viewer regarding what is presumed in minds as (life in a large garden)

Whoops, forgot mine...

OK...

Too many cooks spoil the broth

Omit O & T

An excess of chefs can ruin liquid in which flesh has been simmered.

"Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go - Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me."

without M and E.

Whoops - just spotted an O in my last one. Make it "Excessive chefs..."

Spotted a P in NickEms...

hmm - I was going to post this earlier on y

OH, thing that brought forth this body, thing that brought forth this body, thing that brought forth this body allow this body to go - Satan has a diablo put apart for this body.

Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango

No A, or L

Ok, make "presumed" *assumed*

N E way...

Conceited stereotype from comedies, Conceited stereotype from comedies, in the future is it possible for you to do the rhythmic movement of the feet in triple time from the country next to the country in Europe who mutter in Portuguese?

My one then...

Little Miss Pink fell down the sink, how many inches did she fall?

Omit I & S

L in possible...

Sometimes these can be much more difficult than they at first appear!

non large unwed Lady Coral colour fell down the plughole, how many twelfth of feet had her feet fallen?

Thunderbolts and Lightning, very very Frightening

Omit E and N

audio/visual storms - particularly scary

An easier one:

"karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go"

without O and M

sorry again replace "possible" with *too much to inquire*

THIS time...

retributive justice retributive justice retributive justice retributive justice retributive justice lizard that blends in, re-entering is frequent

I think that one's OK...

Let's see...

It's my life, it's now or never, I ain't gon'na live forever, I want to live while I'm alive...

Omit I & L