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Post 61

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

The mole was jammed in the hole. He'd stuck his head in barrow

propagenda


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Post 62

Icy North

Pass that over 'ere so I can 'ave a proper gander at it.

MANIFESTO


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Post 63

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

A man with a deadly virus was taken into hospital tonight with doctors asking could this man infest tonight?

INTERPLANETARY


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Post 64

Icy North

Diarmid Gavin came in to plan a terrace.

FANTASY


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Post 65

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

She made a fan out of rice paper and when eaten declared the fan tastey


erroneous


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Post 66

Icy North

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a case of Polperro knee - a serious complaint.

FORTIFY


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Post 67

Mu Beta

Hello there, Mr generic-Italian. What is nine time six?

PRESUMPTUOUS

B


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Post 68

Icy North

{9 x 6 = 45? I thought it was 42}

Crashed out of the Grand Prix - sump just exploded.

RAVIOLI


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Post 69

Icy North

No takers?

Ravi O'Leary had an Indian Mother and an Irish father.

DOLDRUMS


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Post 70

Mu Beta

Our new percussion set is aimed at the bottom end of the market, especially those claiming benefits.

LACHRYMOSE

B


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Post 71

Icy North

(tearfully) I can't get off-white stockings - all the shops lack cream hose.

KAMIKAZE


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Post 72

Artisan

Isn't technology wonderful, through this web-cam I can see things that keep me up all nightsmiley - smiley
smiley - space
PUNCTUAL


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Post 73

Icy North

OK kids, when you see Mr Punch, you all boo, right?

DYNASTY


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Post 74

Artisan

Oi Sybil, will you go and get that diners tea?
smiley - space
DISTRACTION


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Post 75

Icy North

Who left this traction engine outside my house?

HARMONICA


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Post 76

Artisan

The shouting, the screaming I can stand...her moan I can't ignore...
smiley - space
PREVIOUS


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Post 77

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

The press said it was a killing spree,vicious to the core.


sacrifice


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Post 78

Icy North

(nb Crieff - town in Perthshire, Scotland, pop 6000)

When the Vikings decided to sack Crieff, icy conditions thwarted their plans.


MONARCHY


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Post 79

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

They made a Monkey out of me!

TROWEL

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 80

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

The mad poionser of garden flowers was caught when he left a trail(trowel) of evidence behind him


observation


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