h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

y (yes a subtle shift of meaning there.......) is it always rabbit??

Zat will teach that wabbetey waskil

Always nice to know what your eating BEFORE you eat it.

By the way, who chose hare pie?

Crumbs - we've gone round again.
Different subject this time?

(I suggest perverted spellings. i.e. the letter used could be, but isn't, the right one for the word. .... We continue with "E"

Enything you say.
Fysical exertion is out of the question in this heat, anyway,
Garacters like you inspire me to have good ideas like this.
Hi hope everyone has got the hidea.

I I, captain!

Jerms give you diseases
Katch them if you dare!

Llou bet ("ll" is pronounced sort of like a y in some parts of Spain)
Mo way am I going to catch foo in the mear future (said with mouthful)
Phlu would be most unwelcome with the party in Holland coming up

Qite flying is fun (try it...without the "U" i'm sure it makes that sound)

R'ent you going crazy with this one?

Sit's harder than you think.

2 right!! (or is that cheatin'?)

U can't cheat
Ve are making up the rules as we go along
Wery successful it has been
Xilerating!

Zounds good to me!!!

Atey-ate keys on a piano.

brright you are then!
'ctually does that count black keys?

Dhey are included.

Eye, eye! were aff agin!

F-ectively so.

Can it be accidental that I always get hair in my pies?

Gnearly ate one, but I got it.