h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shyness, your perceptiveness.
Humble, apologies.
ok??? (just to keep the question thing going)

And why shouldn't we go on?

Is anyone going to start a new game?

Shall I do it?

Do we want to set a subject matter?

Or shall we just continue to amble blindly through the English language?

Does anybody really care anyway?

Is it all to do with our relationship with our mothers?

Am I getting hysterical?

Or just historical?

Would 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggghh' count as a question if I screamed it loud enough?

If you went on in a seperate game, would this not mean that you would cease to annoy people who briefly took part in the game, by continuing to put this forum on the top of their most recent forums list?

Isn't that the best reason so far...


to continue in this thread?

Doesn't anyone else beside me rather enjoy the inane nature of this thread?
Isn't the thrill of life the fact that it's all a big open-ended question?
Why apply logic where logic isn't logical?

*smacks Pegasus*

shut up!

Do you usually go around hitting horses Lucinda?

Do you think that's a nice way to behave?

Why did you post to this thread in the first place?

Why is she threatening violence?
Why do the rest of us get flamed?

Isn't *smacks Pegasus* slightly more than a threat?

Do you want to see the wound to prove it?

Should I hit her back?

Have you two met before?
Is this a personal thing?
Does it REALLY make you mad if a forum you hate is always refreshing?
Aren't all threads obnoxious to someone else?

Why should you hit her back?
Are you in pain?

What's the difference between a duck?

And a...?

Is it not enough to put a in your postings any more? Should I put two?

Should I call a horse-doctor? Or do you just need some TLC?

Am I about to get flamed by someone else annoyed by having this forum refreshing because of me this time?

Will h2g2 ever fix it so you can flag a forum as 'no longer interested'? Am I dreaming?

{out of game}It's mildly annoying, cos you only have so much space for forums, so you end up having to click 'see more forums' more often. Not earth-shatteringly horrendous, though, though if you have a number, as I have, it gets worse. I posted originally a Long time ago because it sounded like fun. I stopped because I lost interest after a while. I then posted again cos it was at the top of my list, so I read it, and there was an offer of drinks. I then lost interest again because nobody poured me a drink... Nope, to the best of my knowledge, I've never seen Pegasus before. {/out of game}

Did that help?

Well, technically I did get a drink, but could someone tell me how you actually drink it in question form?

Maybe we could find an answer from the people in charge of h2g2?
Should I thank you for sending all your anger toward me?

One of it's legs is both the same.
Didn't you know that?

Shouldn't you have phrased that answer to your riddle as a question? Am I being too pedantic?

Replace . Didn't
with ,or did

Would you like me to show you Lucinda?

Have we called a truce?