A Conversation for Tailboard Park: The H2G2 Theme Park!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Started conversation Jul 31, 2000
We need...
Moderators! (To make sure no rules are broken.)
Info Desk People!
Someone to look after the Hot Dog and Drinks Stall!
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stinkywigfiddle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Robot: This place is impressive. Gagdreek told me you were building a theme park. Could you use the help of a robot as a moderator?
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 31, 2000
We sure can!!
You've got to make sure there is no dropping of litter, no breaking of the height restriction rules (well..), not too much mucking about on the rides, and most of all: NO SPITTING. 
You still up for it?
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stinkywigfiddle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Robot:
*Puts all the new information into his rule abiding and inforcement programing*
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stinkywigfiddle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Robot: I am ready to begin my job as a theme park moderator.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 31, 2000
Because you are working here, you get the privilege of looking around the place while it is still being built, and before it is open.
What do you think so far, and can you add any suggestions?
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stinkywigfiddle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Robot: Well, you seem to have some great rides planed. But what about snack stands and places to eat. People still get hungry in theme parks. A maybe a gift store or something, a place to get T-shirts and things like that. And do people have to get tickets to enter? If so, you might want a ticket stand. But just some suggestions.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 31, 2000
Yep, I did think of that - I'm going to see if I can put a pub in here, and get EV's Ice Cream Van too!
A gift store, now there's an idea.. He..he .. hee.. T-shirts.. 
And tickets, also a good idea! You're so full of good ideas!
I was actually thinking free rides, though
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jul 31, 2000
The Little Coaster is READY! http://www.h2g2.com/F50062?thread=68051 ;-)
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 31, 2000
I'd like to apply for a job - I'd like to be in charge of all the water in the water rides, representing the H2G2 Waterworks & Beach.
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Try contacting E. Vibenstien about an ice-cream stand.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 31, 2000
*the sound of an ice cream van can be heard faintly in the distance*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 1, 2000
*drives van to http://www.h2g2.com/F50062?thread=68259 and parks there*
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Legolas the Slart Posted Aug 1, 2000
Due to the God Forsaken Age of the Slart he offers himself to do the most menial Slave Laubored Work, the type only available for people of his age. (Hey outs better than a paper round)
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- 1: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
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- 3: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
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- 6: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
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- 8: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
- 9: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
- 10: Bluebottle (Jul 31, 2000)
- 11: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
- 12: Bluebottle (Jul 31, 2000)
- 13: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jul 31, 2000)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 31, 2000)
- 15: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Aug 1, 2000)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 1, 2000)
- 17: Legolas the Slart (Aug 1, 2000)
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