h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

welcome to Sea's Ice Cream! i am Sea, the proprietor. i have every kind of ice cream imaginable, along with milkshakes, sundaes, and anything else you find in an ice cream shop! i encourage loitering, so come in, have a scoop, and enjoy!

oh, yes, and don't forget to have a glass of The Masque's Red Election Wine. and Vote Red for Dictator!!!!!
*sets out glasses*
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*Materialises*

Ahh sea, greetings.

I would like some ice cream. Whatever flavour you think is the best.

*Takes a glass of wine and sips it*

Hmmm.... this tastes familiar.....

hi, Redfish! thanks for stopping by! since you were the first person to come to my humble establishment, your ice cream is on the house!
*hands Redfish a delicious French Vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone*

why thankyou sea

*licks the ice-cream*

mmm-mmmm delicious!

Hey.... can the Masuqe campaign buy a bulk order of this? we could distribute it... its cold like our hearts...

sure! i'd be honored to supply such a wonderful campaign! how much do you need?

All of it.

*looks faintly startled*
well, allright then. you can have all of it... i can always make more!

*grins*

Thankyou sea, we will distribute it right away, I will post a message in the war room now

my pleasure. glad to be of service...

*thinks: 'i need to buy a bigger ice cream machine...'*

allright everyone, i'm going on a month-long, self-imposed H2G2 vacation. that means NO H2G2. it's just not any fun anymore. so here is a robot that will fill any ice cream orders. his name is Phil. read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

sea,

I am very sorry that you have decided to leave, but I can understand how you feel as the celery thing did go a bit out of hand. It was good fun for a long while but it soon became bloody obvious that the ant was going to make it as difficult as possible and spoil the event for everyone else, which was probably because she was feeling smug after having dicovered who you really were. I am sure that it wont have affected our campaign, as it didnt when big C killed celery, its just one of the events that gives this site life. It is very sad that it has caused DD and you both to consider leaving, and I know most of us would like you to stay on through the election but if you dont we will all be veryy happy when you return from your 'vacation'.

---RedFish

Zack: I suppose if you really need a break you can go. We'll miss you alright, even though we just met a few days or so ago.

well, i'm sorry to pull a will-she-won't-she act, but now i'm not going to go. but Phil the ice cream serving robot will stay on to help when i'm not here. and thanks for the support, guys.

Zack: Good to have you back.

wonderful to BE back!

Gagdreek: Hey Sea, we need some ice cream for our end-of-the-world party. How quick can you manage that?

*grins*
take however much you need. i've just gotten a shipment... all flavors.
*shows gadgreek to the back room so he can figure out how much he will need*

Hi sea, reporting as ordered, now, wheres that cherry Garcia?

*served up a heaping scoop of cherry garcia in a freshly homemade waffle cone*
there ya go... enjoy!!!