h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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~~~~ENGRAVED INVITATION~~~~
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To:
The Honorable Don Alfredo
The Honorable Don Vito

The Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello cordially invite you to a very special event.

Date: beginning 1 August, 2000 and continuing...
Location: http://www.h2g2.com/A404407

The event has three parts which will run at the same time:

__ Press Conference ___
The Celery will be unveiling a series of new initiatives, as well as answering questions about policy issues. While this portion is particularly intended for the press, all are invited.

__ Campaign Party ___
Everyone is invited to this party celebrating the beginning of the final stretch in the campaign. There will be an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, light conversation, and dancing. Dolores A. Webjello will host the dances. No serious political talk or clocks will be allowed.

__ Black-tie Recognition Dinner ___
This gourmet meal is being provided by The Celery as a thank you to supporters of the campaign. Opposition candidates and members of the press are also invited. This is a chance to bring out your finest clothes, and enjoy a great meal and sparkling conversation. Formal attire is expected. Please RSVP for the dinner by responding to this message.

We look forward to seeing you!

Note: Feel free to invite your friends and associates to attend the press conference and party. The dinner, however, will be limited to those with invitations, plus new supporters of Celery-Webjello.