h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hereby challenge the second Gym Leader, Misty! My first Pokémon will be Peter, the Raichu!

[Misty will now use STARYU!]

[STARYU HP: 100/100 ok!]

[Billian will now use Peter!]

[Peter HP: 100/100 ok!]

Peter, let's open the match with a bang! Thunderbolt!

Coin toss: Tails

[STARYU used SWIFT!]
[It's hit its mark!]
[Peter HP: 79/100 ok!]

[Peter used THUNDERBOLT!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's super effective!]
[STARYU HP: 48/100 ok!]

Bang!

Bang exactly . Peter, Thundershock!

Coin toss: Heads
[Peter used THUNDERSHOCK!]
Dice roll: 6
[It's failed!]
[STARYU HP: 48/100 ok!]

[STARYU used WATER GUN!]
Dice roll: 3
[It's hit it's mark!]
[Peter HP: 63/100 ok!]

Dang, it failed. Okay, Thundrshock again! And this time, Peter, make it work! Oh, by the way YK, do you still have Zippy the Surfing Raichu?

Coin toss: Heads
[Peter used THUNDERSHOCK!]
Dice roll: 2
[It's super effective!]
[STARYU HP: 0/100 fainted!]

[Misty is about to use STARMIE! Will Billian change Pokémon?]

Yes. Zippy is still with me. You'll have to wait until you defeat the Elite Four to challenge him.

I look forward to it. I won't change Pokémon, and will even use Thunder on Starmie! That's how much I hate Misty!

[MISTY sent out STARMIE!]
Coin toss: Heads

[Peter used THUNDER!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's super effective!]
[STARMIE HP: 38/100 ok!]

[STARMIE used PSYCHIC!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's hit its mark!]
[Peter HP: 69/100 ok!]

Well it's a good thing you aren't a Jedi: Hatred is the path of the Dark Side.

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Peter's tail leads to Starmie. Thunderbolt leads to pain.(In case you hadn't guessed, that was me telling Peter to execute a close-range Thunderbolt).

Coin toss: Heads

[Peter used THUNDERBOLT!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's super effective!]
[STARMIE HP: 0/100 fainted!]

Congradulations, Billian! You have just earned the Cascade Badge!