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I will send out Gary, my big 'ol Gyrados, who uses Hydro Pump!

Coin toss: Heads. Gary goes first

[Gary used HYDRO PUMP!]
Dice roll: 5
[It's super effective!]
[GEODUDE HP: 46/100 ok!]

[GEODUDE used TACKLE!]
Dice roll: 1
[Gary HP: 94/100 ok!]

Kind of a one-sided battle, huh?

Yep, seems that way. Anyway, time to finish off Geodude. Gary, Dragon Rage attack!

Coin: heads

[Gary used DRAGON RAGE!]
Dice roll: 5
[GEODUDE HP: 4/100 ok!]

[GEODUDE used BIDE!]
[Gary HP: 94/100 ok!]

Though it frankly beats the shit out of me how that would help.

Gary, I grow tired of this. Use your Bite attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gary used BITE!]
Dice roll: 6
Coin toss: Heads
[But, it failed!]

[GEODUDE HP: 4/100 HP]

AHH! OK, let's try Bite AGAIN!

[Gary used BITE!]
Dice roll: 5
[Critical hit!]
[GEODUDE HP: 0/100 FAINTED]
[GEODUDE fainted!]

[Brock is about to use ONIX! Will Billian change Pokémon?]

Hell no, I'm in the middle of a winning streak! Once Onix is out, Gary will use Hydro Pump again.

[Brock sent out ONIX!]
Coin toss: heads

[Gary used HYDRO PUMP!
Dice roll: 6
[Its attack missed!]
[ONIX HP: 100/100]

[ONIX used ROCK THROW!
Dice roll: 3
[It's hit its mark!]
[Gary HP: 74/100]

Don't you wish I could make images of this?

Yeh, images would be cool. Anyway, back to the battle. I will use Hyper Beam.

Coin toss: tails

[ONIX used TACKLE!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's hit its mark!]
[Gary HP: 68/100 ok!]

[Gary used HYPER BEAM!]
Dice roll: 2
[It's not very effective!]
[ONIX HP: 73/100 ok!]

For my next move, I shall use Dragon Rage. Isn't this a bit like chess over the Internet for Pokémon fans? Also, can I return Pokémon during a battle?

Coin toss: tails

[ONIX used TACKLE!]
Dice roll: 6
[It's missed!]
[Gary HP: 68/100 ok!]

[Gary used DRAGON RAGE!]
Dice roll: 1
[It's hit its mark!]
[ONIX HP: 33/100 ok!]

Yes, it is, isn't it? Only not as much in real time as in "pretend time".

As for the other, yes you can.

I profusely apologise for being so late. I'm only 13 you know, and if my parents get a huge phone bill because I've been on the net too long, you may NEVER hear from me again. Gary will now use Bite. By the way YK, couldn't you make images with the same technology that you used to put yourself on the Game Boy screen shot on your Web Bit at http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/Woopie/192/?

Coin toss: Tails
[ONIX used TACKLE!]
Dice roll: 3
[It's hit its mark!]
[Gary HP: 62/100 ok!]

[Gary used BITE!]
Dice roll: 2
[It's hit its mark!]
[ONIX HP: 17/100 ok!]

Because it takes too long.

Why don't you ask your parents about getting a second phone line? You don't have a phone bill for it if you only use it for the 'Net.

The 2nd phone line is a good idea, but we already have 2 lines. My next move will be Bite, in case you were wondering.

Coin toss: Heads
[Gary used BITE!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's hit its mark!]
[ONIX HP: 1/100 ok!]

[ONIX used BIND!]
Dice roll: 1
[It's hit its mark!]
[Gary HP: 41/100 entrapped!]

1 PP! When Gary eventually gets out, he'll use Bite.

Coin toss: Tails
[Gary can't move!]

[ONIX's attack continues!]

[Gary HP: 20/100 ok!]

[Gary used BITE!]
Dice roll: 4
[It's hit its mark!]
[ONIX HP: 0/100 fainted!]

[Billian wins!]

Congradulations, Billian! You have just earned the Boulder Badge! You are now a League Entrant, which means that you must add (PKMN) to your name, which will appear on the Pokémon League front page!