h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We are also trying to compile His holiest of insults. Should you find one, please add it in this conversation.


"You can try and prove me wrong if you want, but I doubt you could."
"As far as I'm concerned, I'm master. He can call me summat else when he's earned it."
"You live on a planet called EARTH. This is a GAME. Thats why I worry about you. Your personal space is devoted to this [Jedi Academy], and only this. Go get some help pup."
"You're a coward plain and simple, so I guess you can get away with it."
"Do you think I care?"
"Well you are nothing. Call me whatever you want."
"If you want to keep arguing about it, there's a wall next to you, shout at it."
"I may boss people around Joe, but I don't swear at them. I havent sworn on here at all."
"Personally I just don't like you, and I eagerly await the day when you slip up. Being a hunter of heretics gives my character the perfect excuse to 'hunt you down like a dog' puppy"

A new one to be added when the page is back up.

"I didnt insult your dislexia (which as Robin has just informed me is spelt with a y)"

' Your jumping on the band wagon at the moment, just because ive give someone else free reign too.'

--- Eh? o well his words are law

' Joe was the one i was thinking about though, hes the enigma.'

--- Eh? Again?

' I live a real life joe, just not by the standards that you would define it as.'

--- I was wrong all along, dating and living on the internet i real life, which means that what i live is all fake..........Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!

' I dont have a clue about what thats about. Im sure its interesting anyhoo'

--- Even Lord Dark makes spelling mistakes. Or was i meant to be like that?? this man is a geniuos

' illiterative not illiterate, very different things.'

--- illiterative - according to Dictionary.com doesn't exist. Nearest match is alliterative, which means of, showing or characterised by alliteration, which makes no sense in the context of your post. Now who isn't making sense! (credit goes to Psycorp to be bored enough to look that up)

' And being an english student you should know what illiterative is'

--- But wait the internet is wrong.

now that was fun, Hehe

Hmmm....