h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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All very interesting of course but completely fails to mention any of the really funny bits. Where's the stuff about Xenu, dictator of the Galactic confederacy, who brought billions of aliens to earth 75 million years ago in spaceships and stacked them up around volcanos and blew them up with hydrogen bombs so that their souls stick to our bodies? I mean, if you're going to do an entry about Scientology at all, surely the central belief in weirdy-woo-woo aliens has to be in there?

Is it a coincidence that this hilarious stuff was dreamed up by the originator of the religion, who also just happens to be a writer of bad science fiction?

SoRB

Entry 'plagarised' from following link.

Presumably stock text from the Church OF scientology as this 'reseacher' is obviously a scientologist SPAMMING skewed scientology PR.

http://www.chaplaincare.navy.mil/Scientology.htm

I will be informing the Moderators about this researcher.

The problem with this is that you have been duped into believing some crap which has been presented to you as Scientology. Why don't you do some research instead?

Researcher 179541, I can be talked to as well. I am a REAL PERSON. Your hilarious insinuations are totally off the rails.

getjohn: "The problem with this is that you have been duped into believing some crap which has been presented to you as Scientology. Why don't you do some research instead? "



OK, just because I can't resist. My answer to you is this:

The problem with this is that you have been duped into believing some crap which has been presented to you as Scientology. Why don't you do some research instead?

Your answer?

SoRB