h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if it happens a third time I guess the world will end?

I think I'll mentally dress up then

as for your second point, I think thats what commedienes (sp?) do
but most of them seek to end up suicidal (eg. hancock)

What can I do to make you Happy then. Within reason, I am in another country, I assume. If however you are just down the road fancy a beer?

Oh I'm happy.
I'd be happier with a beer though.
I should save that for later though.
And England is hardly down the road, cept from Scotland

Well, when I'm not hanging around computer rooms in Bergen I do live in Newcastle. Which does a very fine Ale indeed.

I'll need some persuading

Ok if thats the way you're going to be, I was only being friendly "SOB" (big brown eyes welling with tears) (Tee hee)

oh dear that always happens!!
I just meant that lots of various ales would be needed to persuade me that
the beer there is any better than the midlands, lancashire, suffolk....
..now take my hanky and cheer up

It bloody should, too....kuh!

Funny that you mention that...go see what I do about such things at http://www.h2g2/A194249

But stock up now, while the impliment of happiness is still available. But, of course, that assumes you live in the states and just celebrated Halloween.

~madame lydia

Sorry about that... I mean here: http://www.h2g2.com/A194249. If that doesn't work, go to my page and check out "A little social experiment"

Øh... What is a maxim?? (Yeah, I'm new here... )

Øh... as a citizen from a country where English is not the native tongue, and without a dictionary, I'll allow myself to ask: what is a maxim?

en 'maxim' er en liten ordtak at du tro på
hxx

I'm not sure what helena said, but I meant it as a 'rule of conduct'

..and I hope you read my reply Helena

Oh..Ok.. I know that, then

Helena, if you read this: where do you come from since you write Norwegian?

erm, I'm lost. where've we gone now? who are we being nice to, and do they know it?

hands up who needs being nice to, and we'll send some chocolate brownies over from the church of the one true brownie.

H&K
Z

Blimey, only been here a day and you're already spreading goodwill and cheer throughout the community!

Good on ya, H

P.S. Agree, it's perfectly possible to be as good to others as to yourself, if not more so. I'd even go so far as to argue that it's better and in the long-run far more rewarding to aim to be of service to others, rather than striving to make yourself happy.

But enough of metaphysics.

Anyone for an apricot?

I'm invaribly nicer to me than to other people, I'm afraid. I have to live with me for the rest of my life. But I like making other people happy, to a degree.

H&K
Z

I live in Bergen, at the minute.