h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She does? Tell me more.

Or make an article.

I may well do - afterall, she lived on the Isle of Wight...

She did?

Osbourne House, East Cowes. Haven't you seen "Mrs Brown"?

No.

What's going on, I thought this was closed now

No but I've seen the fast show "hello we're from the isle of wight"

They did a Fast Show of that? Oh dear - I missed that one - what happened?

Ummm not quite, this sketch appears in almost every episode of the fast show:
~two people stand in front of a caravan, each time the caravan is parked somewhere else~
"Hello"
says the woman, in a really nasty smokers voice
"We're from the Isle of Wight"
~there is a long silence~.

Oh. I must have missed that. How???? Hmm... admittedly, I always caught glimpses of it, but I'm sure I would have remembered seeing it...

[cut to Queen Victoria, who says, "We are not amused."]
[Cut to Leonard Nimoy, who says, "We are not alone."]
[Cut to ten billion invisible gerbils, who all say simultaneously, "We are not hamsters."]
[Cut to YK, who has suddenly reappeared in this forum] We are not sane.

[Cut to the KimotoCat who is taking a brief look around in this forum:] We are not in doubt of that!

[Cut to a pair of scissors, who are very confused, as they thought they did all the cutting around here.]

I thought that Føtex did?

What's with all these crazy Baphs, Fotex's and other weirdness?

Kimoto has suddenly become very ethnic

What is Bäph? What is Føtex? What is Bäph in Føtex?

That's what I'd like to know.

And who changed the title to Latex!?

Those were all good questions.

Too bad that I intend to answer none of them!