h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mince pie?

Mewtwo, my dear old chap.
Cabertossing - is the art of tossing the caber.
Imagine a dozen guys wearing kilts and standing in a nice line on something resembling a football stadium, albeit without the stripes on the ground.
Then imagine one of them to go over and pick up a wooden telephone-pole and raise it to an upright position, balancing it before him.
Then imagine him stumbling into something vaguely resembling running and then, just before the acursed pole falls forward -
He tosses it!
Points granted for style, length of throw and number of bystanders not hit. Foul occurs if the caner does not flip over during landing.
That, me old mucker, is cabertossing.
(Throws a miniscule caber made from two glued-up tooth-picks at mewtwo in a dramatic gesture, trying to emulate real cabertossing.)
It's a Scots-thing.
Only the brave do it! (Imagine all the injuries possible from this sport???)
(Starts to throw more Whiskas, but thinks the better of it and gobbles all the veil-flavourded goo down herself!)
Ha!

can you acctually toss mince pies(no I'm not going to continue but you should get the jist)

You can toss whatever you want, my dear!
Mince pies, cabers, Scots, cats...

Not just ANY cat, naturally!

Are you thinking of me, you, or Mew?

Kinda smooth change, isn't it?

you diddn't get the jist then

(Wonders what the **** is going on)
Mewtwo and Mew?
Is it or is it not feline?
And why?
(Licks up the last remainders of Whiskas, realizing that the foodfight may be closing in on an end.)
Meow?

http://google.netscape.com/netscape?query=eddie+izard

Look at this search engine page,
see the top entry? can ANYONE explain this to me????

As for Mews, Mew looks more feline than me. Mew's fossilized eyebrow DNA was taken, got modified to be bigger, stronger, and all-around more powerful, was cloned, got named Mewtwo, was told it was a laboratory specimin, and blew the labratory to bits.
I'd just like to say I'm sorry.

Oh, and Olli San? a) What's the alt+keypad number for TM? b) What's the alt+keypad number for the upside-down question mark? c) You wrote that page yourself. d) How come *I'm* not on that list of "nice" people? You don't have a Mewtwo card? If you need a pic, take the one on my front page. Or do you just think I'm a self-centered, agressive, Frankenstein-type monster only with psychic powers? If it's that, you're probably right.

Since you like numbering your points

a)Alt+0153

b)Alt+0191

c)I did NOT write that page, honest, its the google search engine and I'm number one for Eddie Izard (sic)!

d)I have a Mewto card somewhere (But not a Mew) and theres a lot of people who should be on that list, I just need to get round to putting them up there

e)My *psychic* powers tell me that you live in New Hampshire

a) Where do you want to go today?™

b) Howabout upside-down exclamaition point?

c) ¿Whaddaya MEAN, you didn't write that!?

d) That's "Mewtwo", not "Mewto".

e) How did you figure that out?

f) And how about jam?

g) And aren't we supposed to be having a food fight? {pies YK}

"He's got high apple pie in the SKYYYYYYYYY hopes!" "Oh, my, my, Miss American Pie/Took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry/The good old boys were drinkin' whisky and rye/Sayin' 'Soon I'm gonna be a dead guy'/'Soon I'm gonna be a dead guy.'"

No, no! It's "Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy/Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry/He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye/Sayin' 'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi'/'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi'"

Albatross.

Weird Al.

Mew!

Bob Hoskins!