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The Customer is Always Right of Attila the Hun
Pinniped Started conversation Mar 9, 2011
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The Customer is Always Right of Attila the Hun
Pinniped Posted Mar 9, 2011
Dear Mr Kellogg
I must protest that since taking to your cereal, my wife of twenty years has started dressing in an inappropriate shade of red and behaving in a sexually predatory fashion.
Be advised that if the milkman’s claim in respect of his coronary is granted, I am coming at you for damages.
Yours, etc
Pinniped
The Customer is Always Right of Attila the Hun
Pinniped Posted Mar 9, 2011
Dear Mr Strongbow
I want to thank you for inspiring the unsung heroes of Britain. I have never felt prouder to be a satellite dish fitter of Milton Keynes.
I have taken up archery as a result of your rousing campaign. I did not mean to release the arrow in a crowded bar and I promise that in future I will consume your product in a more responsible fashion as a condition of my release from remand.
Yours, etc
Pinniped
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