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Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
The Groob Started conversation Aug 1, 2006
I saw an article about odd questions asked at the end of job interviews.
Can you help relocate my horse?
Can I bring my rock?
I get an erection easily. Is that alright?
Fancy getting married?
So what other questions should you NOT ask at job interviews? My 
:
"Thanks for the interview. By the way, what sex are you?"
Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
njbarafustril Posted Aug 4, 2006
Tell me, did you notice the split in the crotch of my slacks, be honest...
Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 4, 2006
So, and asides yourselfs clearly, how wide spread in the office is swinging and bondage/S&M?
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Joyika Posted Aug 6, 2006
I heard that one candidate for a surgical job asked if it was alright that he had only read the first 2 chapters of his surgery book. At least he was honest...........it would be great if he said it during operating.........
Wattaray
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Bobaah - MxLxHxC Posted Aug 7, 2006
"Hold on a second... What am i gonna be doing here?!"
"Will other employees make fun of me if i poo in the communal toilets?"
"I feel i'm ready for more responsibility, does this place have a creche?"
"Where's the bar?!"
"How much work will I *actually have* to do?"
Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
Joyika Posted Aug 7, 2006
@Is there a uniform policy, as I like to let it all hang out
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Joyika Posted Aug 7, 2006
'I don't do people - is that OK?'
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Joyika Posted Aug 11, 2006
Can I have some money now please? I'm needing a hit soon. By the way do I smell? Can I use your loo.....oh never mind I don't need it anymore. Goodbye then + see you all next week. I like my coffee strong by the way.
Wattaray
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Nick_Em (not_him) Posted Aug 19, 2006
If it's a female...
"Will you go out with me?"
and
"I'm a huge Little Britain fan. Is quoting Little Britain allowed?"
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Joyika Posted Aug 20, 2006
'Hello Dave, Youre my wife now' ( From League of Gentleman).
'Is this job interview gonna last long.........I got a roast in the Oven'
Can I have Fridays + Mopnday mornings off please......Ta.
Wattaray Bro (he is a dog, he is a dig)
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Joyika Posted Jan 7, 2007
No one been on here for a while, oh well........
Anyway- Wattaray Bro is my name + I hate work + would so love to be a gentleman of leisure.
Any older women out there, with dodgy tickers?
Wattaray
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Holy_Zarquon Posted Jan 7, 2007
(demonic voice) where can I find a more suitable host body?
Did you notice I'm Transgendered?
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Holy_Zarquon Posted Jan 7, 2007
so whens Richard Branston coming tom check the pickles?
my brother is a gay 
you to should meet
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The Groob Posted Jan 7, 2007
I'm often attacked by birds. Are you?
Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
Jermo the Hobbit Posted Jan 7, 2007
And the combination to the safe is?
Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
Holy_Zarquon Posted Jan 12, 2007
Where the toilets i have a bowel prob 
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Joyika Posted Jan 13, 2007
Now why do u have 2 go put stars in their eyes, it's the same old story..........
On what days do I need to wear my clothes?
I think your my Dad
Wanna buy naked photos of your wife?
Watrtaray Bro
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Lonnwy Posted Jan 21, 2007
So which one's your boss?
Just so I know who I have to sleep with to get to the top....
L x
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Feb 5, 2007
*sneaks up on half dead thread and attempts to scare it back to life*
.."Thanks so much for seeing me, it's been really interesting hearing all about... About.. What's this place called again? Oh yeah, and all the great work you do in.. In... What IS it you do again? Oh yeah, sorry... My memory isnt too good... So, you'll call me by the end of the week yeah? Right on!"
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Questions NOT to ask at the end of a job interview
- 1: The Groob (Aug 1, 2006)
- 2: njbarafustril (Aug 4, 2006)
- 3: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 4, 2006)
- 4: Joyika (Aug 6, 2006)
- 5: Bobaah - MxLxHxC (Aug 7, 2006)
- 6: Joyika (Aug 7, 2006)
- 7: Joyika (Aug 7, 2006)
- 8: Joyika (Aug 11, 2006)
- 9: Nick_Em (not_him) (Aug 19, 2006)
- 10: The Groob (Aug 19, 2006)
- 11: Joyika (Aug 20, 2006)
- 12: Joyika (Jan 7, 2007)
- 13: Holy_Zarquon (Jan 7, 2007)
- 14: Holy_Zarquon (Jan 7, 2007)
- 15: The Groob (Jan 7, 2007)
- 16: Jermo the Hobbit (Jan 7, 2007)
- 17: Holy_Zarquon (Jan 12, 2007)
- 18: Joyika (Jan 13, 2007)
- 19: Lonnwy (Jan 21, 2007)
- 20: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Feb 5, 2007)
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