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Icy North Posted Sep 5, 2008
Q. Do you sell low-factor sun cream?
A. That's why they paint them blue.
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Jhawkesby Posted Nov 21, 2008
Do telephone operators wear blue trousers?
Because they eat everything green.
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Icy North Posted Nov 21, 2008
Q. What's on the new Dulux "Obesity Range" colour chart?
A. That's what I call music
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Jhawkesby Posted Nov 21, 2008
What do cows and contestants on The X Factor have in common?
They are for shaving.
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Nov 16, 2012
Q: May I raid the wolf's den for some extra cheese?
A: A mountain of goat cheese.
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Nov 16, 2012
ignore the last one.
Q: What is the proper use of bear claws?
A: A mountain of goat cheese.
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Nick_Em (not_him) Posted Jan 4, 2013
Q: What did I get really sick of eating when marooned on Goat Cheese island?
A: The safety demonstration
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Feb 20, 2013
Q: What caused the disaster at the new headquarters?
A: Jumping out of an Apache
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Icy North Posted Feb 22, 2013
Q. How did the creature make it's entrance in the movie "Alien versus Red Indians"?
A. In the fifth minute of stoppage time
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Feb 22, 2013
Q: When exactly did the shooting take place?
A: Tall Bamboo with Jaguar on top, hissing.
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Icy North Posted Feb 22, 2013
Q. What's the most dangerous category for WI flower arrangement?
A. Apples, as far as you can see.
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Nick_Em (not_him) Posted Feb 24, 2013
Q: What do you see on the appalachian mountains?
A: Frequently
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Icy North Posted Feb 24, 2013
Q. How often do you frequent this place?
A. They bought a new Canon
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Feb 24, 2013
How did the gay couple manage to have a church wedding?
By taking a leg off and running away.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Feb 25, 2013
What do you call a pair of poltergeists that like to travel?
1500 words.
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Icy North Posted Feb 25, 2013
Q. How would you describe 'verily', 'methinks' and 'forsooth'?
A. Only when it's upside-down.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Feb 25, 2013
Is it unlucky to hit somebody with a horseshoe?
Cold feet in a warm room
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Mar 1, 2013
Q: How did they describe the cowardly dragon under the mountain?
A: Shaking Leaves and rambling branches
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Nick_Em (not_him) Posted Aug 18, 2013
How do the Ents express their discomfort?
Terrible
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