h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

making everyone walk backwards

into rogue lampposts and

Deadpool breaks the 4th

wall by painting the

walls with Bub Deadpool

bogies and stealth paint

while making stacks of

and canapes to sit

in the kitchen as

the band starts playing

born this way song

and Poker Face inspired

meat dish recipes, worn

by the Yuuzhan Vong

in the Herculean stables

when Mercury and Jupiter

go retrograde as they

get hurled out of

The galaxy by vexed

Sun who's having a