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Post 121

Geggs

THINK??!!! You're not PAID to THINK!


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Post 122

clzoomer- a bit woobly

A tank? In the fountain?


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Post 123

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

That would be Customs and Excise, sir.


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Post 124

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Yes officer, it is my custom to exercise, but not with a tea cozy.


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Post 125

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Why, do you eat Ming dynasty china?


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Post 126

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Was it you, or your brother, that died in the war?


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Post 127

BobTheFarmer

So then she said, 'My God, Ive never seen one that big.'


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Post 128

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I take it your geometry teacher covered fractals then?


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Post 129

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

...and next time we shall be talking about the algebraic nature of fourth order non-sequiturs.


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Post 130

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Of course I'm scheduled to eat Edgar Alan Poe...


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Post 131

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Homing pigeons just aren't up to the same standards as they used to be. I left mine in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and it couldn't read the signposts.


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Post 132

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

No, I've never been interested in Alternative medicine either...


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Post 133

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

Alternatives? But there aren't any alternatives! We either kill him or we don't.


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Post 134

egon

...and then I said "I'm sorry Mrs Thatcher, I didn't know that was *your* ear"...


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Post 135

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I understand thanatoids are very popular in Hastings...


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Post 136

Teasswill

New York has some very big buildings.


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Post 137

egon

Paris is a very nice location for an easter holiday, I've heard.


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Post 138

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I've always favoured Spartan over Athenian democracy...


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Post 139

Teasswill

Don't they use groats?


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Post 140

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

One in the hand is worth two in the bush...


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