h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you're unsure about whether you're being antagonistic or seeking clarification, how is anybodyelse to guess correctly?

What makes you thimk I'm unsure about why I'm asking the question?

Why didn't I hit Preview to catch the typo before I posted that?

Do you normally catch typos with Preview?

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Isn't it possible to avoid the contentious and argumenntative tone generated by the rules of the thread and the.emotional discomfort following from that?

Do you mean that you don't use Preview to screen for typos and other errors before posting?

Which question are you asking?

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Why is it, I wonder, that my third question from the next subsequent post, as to whether there's a better word program for Android than 'Google keyboard', with its attendant 'textmess' problem, failed to post?

Marvin the Paranoid GoogleKeyboard?

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Is there a keyboardian equivalent to a terrible pain in the diodes?

Might it be a pain in the D's and O's?

Is Marvin really paranoid?

Is Google keyboard anything less than disturbingly deranged?

Disturbingly deranged or annoyingly arranged?

Can there really be much doubt with a combination of auto-complete, auto-ccorrect and auto-capitalization features producing a system that's not correct or even grammatical more than about 3 times in a thousand and even sinks to such depths as auto-capitalizing after periods occuring in URL bar addresses, under the administration of someone who used the update process to remove the settings controls that as little as a month ago at least theoretically allowed one to turn those features off?

Can I take the length of that question as a measure of your annoyance and frustration?

Or is using the google keyboard such a pleasant experience, you wrote a long answer in order to maximise the pleasure?

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If you had a choice between google keyboard and a pesky fly, which would you prefer?

What will I need to do with it?

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Would you believe, simply live with it?

I could live with the google keyboard. I could put it in a box in the loft where I know exactly where it is, then try and find it urgently, and then I'd never see it ever again.

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Could I live with the google keyboard and put it in a box in the loft where I know exactly where it is, then try and find it urgently, and then never see it ever again?

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