h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm convinced I must be toxic and infectious... don't come anywhere near me.

*goes and squidges KM*

*rolls around in her bedclothes*

*drinks from her mug*

I'm lookin' to get me a good case 'o Kristina Marie.

You can't have her she's mine... oh and I'm still ill myself

*calculates the approximate distance between himself and Florida*

*takes one step to the south-west*

There we go. GET WELL, YOU!

Oh, and you too!!

But I'm not sick!

*looks at Ant*

oh.

...

*reads it all again*

*goes away to have various mixed feelings about all of it*

*hugs KM*