h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those movie guys are clever people. And that's all I have to say about that.

I'm about as excited about Chicken Run as I thought I'd be when I first saw the pictures of Nick Park and Peter Lord sitting in a studio with photos of chickens pinned up everywhere. It's, you know, chickens. I'll see it anyway, because the movieness of it will be good. It's just the... chickenness... that's set me rather lukewarm about it, which is odd. I mean, no one else cares, and I can't be the only one who doesn't cheer when Perdue ads come on. Never let it go unsaid that I'm not someone who's unconcerned with the rather less-than-important non-issues.

Anyway. Enough about that.

I feel a little bit trapped right now. In my room, not in my life, but it's easy to get the two confused. I'm restless. I'm restless and I need to clean up in here. When it's just my mess, it's fine, because my mess is a small mess. When people start leaving whole PILLOWS on the FLOOR next to my DESK I get a little batty.

Trouble is, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

So I'm leaving it there.

And it's driving me mad. I can't stop looking at it. It's in my way. It's obstructing my view of the... of the carpet on that part of the floor. It just is. I can't stand it.

But I don't know what to DO with it. So I have to leave it there.

...help me...

Put the pillows in the closet, under your bed or even on your bed... well it's an idea, I'm sure no none of them will work for reasons I haven't thought of but there you go

As for the chicken problem think of them as penguins in disguise and you may just cope better

Come to think of it, the one time they DID use a penguin it tried to BE a chicken. I think these guys have their comedy birds all flumpled up.