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what you know as km Started conversation Apr 3, 2000
is balancing talent show rehearsals (should we actually go through with it) and state rehearsals (should we actually go through with that) inside Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
You know when you want to lock yourself in your room until everything just fixes itself?
Yeah. That.
The trick now
bubster Posted Apr 3, 2000
A rehearsal is just a performance wasted on an empty room.
I think you probably need a bigger box to keep your life in, though. Perhaps we can arrange a Thursday for you as well. Would that help?
I'll get on to it.
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what you know as km Posted Apr 3, 2000
A Thursday?
For me?
You're too good to me, bubsduck. Really, far too kind.
Too kind? Moi??
bubster Posted Apr 3, 2000
If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard *that*...
I'd put it in a nickelodeon. Oh, yes. Yes I would.
Too kind? Moi??
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 3, 2000
*goes out to find a bigger box*
Maybe ones they ship elephants in. Those have to be pretty big.
Too kind? Moi??
what you know as km Posted Apr 3, 2000
There's been a correction. I now have to fit these rehearsals inside—listen carefully—Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. And seeing as we're past the usable area of that first Monday, what remains is Tuesday, Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. We now return you to your regularly scheduled reckless impulsive off-the-cuff banter.
Too kind? Moi??
bubster Posted Apr 3, 2000
OK. I'll tell ya what ya gotta do...
Get on a plane. It is now the useable part of Tuesday here. Fly here and rehearse. Then fly home and rehearse during the useable part of Tuesday there. Then fly here for the useable part of Wednesday. Are ya seeing a pattern here?
What can I say? Shampoo, rinse, repeat.
Too kind? Moi??
what you know as km Posted Apr 3, 2000
I hate to ask this...
...but what of the usable time spent on the plane?
"I am more likely to get a steak with an enormous wad of pubic hair sitting right on top of it and then eat it without complaint than send back a bottle of wine." —Todd Levin
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