h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, so I'm really stupid. So? It only makes you feel better when someone tells you how stupid you are and you get to be less stupid.

I'm only half as stupid as I was yesterday... and loving it!

And constantly calculating various plans of action... with this one bit of stupidity removed from my being, things are just that much clearer. I can be calculating and clever now.

Or something.

More later. (Much, much later...)

*sits and wonders for a bit*

*sits around keeping Ant company*

You know, with KM being the way she is we could be waiting a long, long time.

*eats an oreo*

*doesn't eat an oreo, eats a Mars Bar instead, although they're not called that here*

*eats a pizza cause cyber calories don't count*

Hooray!

oooh, Krissy, pass the cyber pizza please!

Did I miss much? I mean, has any plot developed since that first interesting bit about KM removing bits of her brain?

*Stares hard at the blue walls*

*chomps on pizza* Not much really. She hasn't been around here.

Maybe she's being subversive.

Artichoke hearts in heavy butter sauce?

Thanks - I love to eat my heart out!

Yes, subversive. I think it's a worldwide conspiracy. Spiracy - yep! That's it!

Let's plot one!

OOoooo! Yeah let's!!

I'll get supplies!!

*races off to get construction paper and crayons and markers and rulers and pencils and glitter glue*

Ooooh - Glitter Glue! Do you have gold AND blue AND red?? Cause I could make the most beautiful spiracy with those. And look at the construction paper I got - it has nice little wavy tie-dye thingies in it!

My mommy says not to glue anything edible in with it though cause then we can't keep it in the attic cause it'll attract bugs.

'sokay...we're out of macaroni bits anyhow. I do have all THREE colors, plus colored pencils.

Now...we'll invade Japan... HERE... Mark that with one of the smiley face stickers...

We'll march along this...this glitter trail... here.

Um, I have a star sticker, and one smiley that's sticking out its tongue. Will that be OK? And then can we mop up the pacific rim? I never got to do that before. Pleeeeeaasse????

Sure! But you have to bring your own mop.

Here... have this butterfly sticker and put it over moscow...On the fourth day we'll conquer Moscow.

*tries to nod very seriously, because she can tell Krissy has a brilliant plan*

Can I put just one butterfly sticker on my barrette too? Then when we get to moscow they'll know it's us.

Krissy, I accidentally spilled the beans over at floor42 about the spiracy. But I think it's OK cause only an apple tree caught on, and now they're playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?", cause she distracted them (nice going tree!)

Oh, and that reminds me, did they ever find that guy who DOESN'T want to be a millionaire and put him in a nice padded room? I mean, unless he has more than $1M already. (How do you make a small fortune? Get a LARGE fortune and invest it - ba-da-boom).

I saw tree's fantastic cover up job. The thing is, I think that every Spiracy or government should hire her to hide stuff 'cause after she says things mostly no-one knows what's going on.

*colors France blue*

You can run France, Okay? I want Italy. Also Switzerland.

I don't want to be a millionair, I just want enough to move to London. *le sigh*

Also, I like that badda-boom. Keep that.

We may need it later.

Oh, I get to have France?! I ALWAYS wanted France. I mean, first I wanted it cause it was so, y'know, Frenchy-like.

But now I just want to tell them all to stop being in such bad moods.

*sprinkles lots of glitter over France, careful to not get any on Italy*